Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Thursday Thirteen #4

Thursday Thirteen #4

13 Things About Dane Bramage

13 Things I should Have Said and the 13 things I Said

NaNoWriMo is kicking my butt this month so this week I have dusted off an old T13 I did some time back. Enjoy

  1. Of course not! Why you look ravishing! No. Your big butt makes you look fat.

  2. Times are really tough for all of us. And I am sure once he bounces back he will be in touch. You knew he was a deadbeat before he was your baby's daddy.

  3. I'm sure he was drawn to your vast intellect and beauty. I'm sure he was drawn to your vast wealth.

  4. The screen says the flight is delayed. I'm sure it will be here soon. The plane ain't landing but your Mom's broom just touched down at gate 47.

  5. Well he's had some setbacks with his health and other issues. The lazy bum is deathly allergic to work.

  6. No I have never had this kind of food before and let me just say the texture and smell makes for a unique dining experience. Oh man this tastes like crap.

  7. I would describe her appearance as classical. I bet men surround her staring, transfixed by her look. The trick is not to stare directly at her face, instead use shiny surfaces.

  8. Genetics is a powerful thing and he could very well inherit your brains. Since you're a dumbass chances are he'll be a dumbass too.

  9. Let's hold off on the drinks until we get to the air conditioned room. You know how your mom sweats.

  10. You're Sisters? I see the striking family resemblance now! Which one of you did Dorothy drop the house on?

  11. Dude your cologne is a little overpowering. Dude you reek. What'd you do, bathe in a latrine?

  12. It's obvious you have championship attitude! if they gave awards for it you'd definitely get a gold medal at the Jerk Olympics.

  13. Your track record isn't very good. And I see that these setbacks haven't diminished your perseverance. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

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Journeywoman said...

#10 made me spray water all over my keyboard.

Great list!

Melissa said...

Haha, fabulous list.

Happy Thursday!

Jane said...

What a great list :) very funny!

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Vixen said...

Funny stuff. Especially #4.

This is too good to not be re-used. Nice job.

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

LOVE the Gorgon reference.

And maybe I'm the minority, but I'd rather be told I don't look good. It may be brutal and it may hurt, but if it can keep me from being on People of WalMart, I'm all for hearing it!

Hootin' Anni said...

#6, #6!!!!! Now, THAT one is so me.

Loved this whole concept for 13. Great job. And thanks for the invite.

Adelle Laudan said...

LOL Thanks for the chuckles!
Happy T13!

Celticlibrarian said...

Good luck with WriMo!

(And thanks for the giggle)