Friday, December 21, 2007
You are not, repeat NOT entitled to anything you did not earn simply because you are needy. Get over yourself. You need does not cancel anyone else's need or desire for that matter.These people should learn to take responsibility for their sorry state and do something about it other than whine.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Hey Dave! Help me out here. Just stand right there. Let's see.. stare at object and then squint.
Whoa! Wow that is too cool!
Or should I say hot Dave? You're lookin' a little warm.
Theres a glow about you. I don't know.. Are you losing weight?
Ooh. Looks like I missed some of you. I guess I have to work on achieving total vaporization.
Darn I'm out of test subjects. And I'm not trading one of my Storm clad Halle Berry clones to resurrect you Dave. Your wife can use one of her Antonio Banderas clones.
Now who should I practice on next? Oh Scott...
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Woman Wins Sears Tower Race for 6th Time
Tower says it will train harder. Hopes to actually move next year.
'Mr. Toilet' Builds Commode-Shaped House
No one wants to come over and sit in his pool
Homeless man uses church phone to call sex hot line
Bigger surprise is the nuns who answered the phone
UK Fat Patients Claim Discrimination
Despite snub Micheal Moore still claims it's better than US health care
Food makers pressured to cut sodium
Dairy producers pressured to cut cheese
Firemen told to abstain from sexual bribes
Asked to return to more traditional money only bribes
Stomach virus races through cruise ship passengers
It got really crowded on the poop deck
CBS news writers give OK for strike call
Now who's going to make up the news?
Experts promote the global warming diet
- Eat nothing but beans for seven days
- Seal yourself inside airtight plastic bubble
- Produce greenhouse gases until you polar regions melt
5 Million Pizzas Recalled on E. coli Fears
Get it back to Dominos in 30 minutes or less or you have to keep it.
Giuliani Promotes Virtual Fence
Fence blocks 100% of illegal aliens from World of Warcraft. Mexicans still get in.
Alabama woman turns 100, gets her diploma
Says; "I had to take P.E. over 87 times but I finally got that last credit"
Burglar drives into store, snatches TVs
Gets home, realizes nothing is on because of the writer's strike, returns them all
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Thursday, December 06, 2007
Thursday Thirteen #59
13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Photos Left in My Digital Camera
I picked up my camera last night and noticed I had not downloaded the 82 pictures in it. These pictures span two gaming conventions and two church events going back to July. So I decided to share 13 of them with you. I wish I had more time to play with my camera. I really want to get better at taking pictures. Clicking on the thumbnail will open a larger view in another window.
Hotel Room When I go out of town I pack only the essentials
War is Swell At least it is on the tabletop front. Terrain was a big feature at Origins 2007.
Battlestar Celebrity Richard Hatch was there. He has a Sci-Fi genre game company that is pushing a "game universe". He is the only actor to star in both Battlestar Galactica series.
City of Ruin Here they are selling damaged building terrain for use in war miniatures. Don't those tanks notice the spider-like aliens on the other table waiting to swoop in and take over?
Expensive Village More terrain. Yes that price tag for one building is $74.95. A building behind it is $90.
If you "Gotta Catch 'Em All" This is where the national Pokemon championships are held. This is the lovely yellow spokesmodel.
Elevators Exposed The Hyatt in Downtown Indianapolis has these beautiful glass elevators. Kinda scary if your in one going to the top.(you have to look at the full view. This is too dark to see in the thumbnail.)
Tin Foil Hats One of the groups of gamers decided that their game called for special headgear.
Homage or Mockery? An adjoining table decided that the other table should be made fun of. So they put on paper headgear.
Western Sunday The adult Sunday school class files in on Western Sunday at my church.
Western Ushers The ushers had out lessons all dressed up for Western Sunday
Kid Corbin Here's the orneriest hombre west of Streetsboro
Davey the Kid Folks tell of the biggest bus rustling cow poke this side of the Tuscarawas.
Well that'll teach me to keep my camera cleaned out.
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