Thursday Thirteen #6

13 Things About Dane Bramage

13 Random Photos from the MyPhotos Folder

I am still deep in NaNoWriMo so I grabbed 13 photos from the MyPhotos folder on my PC. Most of them are photoshopped creations I did. And Many have a foot theme. Hmmm maybe its time for therapy.

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   Jonny Depp and SpongeBob Squarepants together again for the first time. Somehow I don't think there is a woman out there who would reject John for having a SpongeBob tattoo.


2. 
   I did this during the campaign. Too bad no one listened to me! LOL.


3. 
   My little visual pun entitled "Obamanation"


4. 
   This is an actual Dutch magazine cover. It proclaims "Black Jesus is Here!" No wonder the man has a Messianic Complex.


5. 
   Here is my super friend Scott. I actually did two versions of the chop. This is the second. I added 15 pounds to him. Now he has a super gut.


6. 
   Shamed by my super photo of him, Scott began an intense workout regimen. Unfortunately his regimen consisted of eating nothing but green chili burritos and beer. I did this photo to let him know what he could have been.


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   This is another super friend Dave. He once had a promising career as a foot model. It was cut short by a tragic ingrown toenail incident. As you can see Dave is currently suffering from burnout. But I have preserved some of Dave's finest work. Starting with today's Thursday Thirteen logo.


8. 
   Dave's problems started when he wouldn't keep his feet off the table.


9. 
   Dave's health began to fail and it affected the appearance of his prize winning feet.


10. 
    Soon all he could land were cheap Sci-fi gigs.


11. 
    But all was not lost. Two fellow foot models, Carpet Feet...


12. 
    and Escalator Feet helped Dave land a new gig.


13. 
    You cans see Dave's feet in a new exhibit honoring Magritte.

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Thursday Thirteen #5

13 Things About Dane Bramage

13 Bumper Stickers Found on a Marine Base

My buddy Karl saves the day when he forwarded me this list via email. Thanks Karl! Otherwise I would have no Thursday Thirteen due to NaNoWriMo.

1. "U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"


2. "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"


3. "The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"


4. "Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back


5. "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"


6. "Marines, Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die For their Country Since 1775"


7. "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"


8. "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job to Arrange the Meeting"


9. "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Brawl"


10. "Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"


11. "A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"


12. "Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon"


13. "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. Marines don't have that problem."

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Thursday Thirteen #4

13 Things About Dane Bramage

13 Things I should Have Said and the 13 things I Said

NaNoWriMo is kicking my butt this month so this week I have dusted off an old T13 I did some time back. Enjoy

1. Of course not! Why you look ravishing! No. Your big butt makes you look fat.


2. Times are really tough for all of us. And I am sure once he bounces back he will be in touch. You knew he was a deadbeat before he was your baby's daddy.


3. I'm sure he was drawn to your vast intellect and beauty. I'm sure he was drawn to your vast wealth.


4. The screen says the flight is delayed. I'm sure it will be here soon. The plane ain't landing but your Mom's broom just touched down at gate 47.


5. Well he's had some setbacks with his health and other issues. The lazy bum is deathly allergic to work.


6. No I have never had this kind of food before and let me just say the texture and smell makes for a unique dining experience. Oh man this tastes like crap.


7. I would describe her appearance as classical. I bet men surround her staring, transfixed by her look. The trick is not to stare directly at her face, instead use shiny surfaces.


8. Genetics is a powerful thing and he could very well inherit your brains. Since you're a dumbass chances are he'll be a dumbass too.


9. Let's hold off on the drinks until we get to the air conditioned room. You know how your mom sweats.


10. You're Sisters? I see the striking family resemblance now! Which one of you did Dorothy drop the house on?


11. Dude your cologne is a little overpowering. Dude you reek. What'd you do, bathe in a latrine?


12. It's obvious you have championship attitude! if they gave awards for it you'd definitely get a gold medal at the Jerk Olympics.


13. Your track record isn't very good. And I see that these setbacks haven't diminished your perseverance. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

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