Thursday, April 17, 2008

Haiku Friday

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Well you just can't participate in enough memes. I thought I would try my hand at poetry. Oh I've posted original stuff before. So this shouldn't be too painful (for me at least. You may cringe.) I have decided to do politics. Yeah big surprise there.  Carter and Gore have been in the news lately so here are a couple for them.

Jimmy E. Carter
The worst President ever
Please just go away.

Albert Gore Junior
Thank  you for the internet
Climate change is crap

Barack Hussein Obama has described Pennsylvanians and middle Americans as biitter. I got your bitter right here. Oh and here's one for your wife too.

Obama's decree
To God, guns, alien-hate
I cling bitterly

Michelle Obama
You can't be a First Lady
'Till your'e proud lady
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5 comments:

Kathryn said...

Wow! You don't mince words, do you? ;)
Thanks for playing along with the haikus. Have a great weekend.

storyteller said...

Strong political
opinions expressed today
in these four Haiku!
Hugs and blessings,

missus.mint said...

nice! I like how you cut to the chase!

Eve said...

I like your no mincing, strong opinion, cut to the chase style. And your haiku are as good as any I've read (or written). It's so refreshing to find someone who says what I mean.

david drake said...

Those are fantastic, Dane!