Food Thoughts on Friday

My Haikus for this week are food related. My favorite foods are represented in these four Haikus and coincidentally make an excellent (and manly) meal! I usually order this in some variation when I go out to eat.

Fresh cut or curly
seasoned salted vinegared
French fried spud goodness

Chocolate, vanilla
soft served or hand packed and scooped
We all scream for it

Sorry poor Angus
Grilled mushrooms and onions
top medium rare

Oh green vegetables
sadly I need you to stay
a regular guy

Haiku Friday

Well you just can't participate in enough memes. I thought I would try my hand at poetry. Oh I've posted original stuff before. So this shouldn't be too painful (for me at least. You may cringe.) I have decided to do politics. Yeah big surprise there.  Carter and Gore have been in the news lately so here are a couple for them.

Jimmy E. Carter
The worst President ever
Please just go away.

Albert Gore Junior
Thank  you for the internet
Climate change is crap

Barack Hussein Obama has described Pennsylvanians and middle Americans as biitter. I got your bitter right here. Oh and here's one for your wife too.

Obama's decree
To God, guns, alien-hate
I cling bitterly

Michelle Obama
You can't be a First Lady
'Till your'e proud lady

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The Hoff

David Hasselhoff is officially divorced. As part of the settlement he gets to keep "The Hoff".  It used to be that when woman married a man she took his name. Apparently today if you are celeb enough the man has to fight to take it back during the divorce.

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Contrivium: Dane Bramage

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dane Bramage!

1. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Dane Bramage on New Year's Day.
2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Dane Bramage has 7!
3. Dane Bramage can live for up to a week without a head.
4. Cats use their Dane Bramage to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
5. It's bad luck to whistle near Dane Bramage.
6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Dane Bramage.
7. If you put a drop of liquor on Dane Bramage, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
8. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Dane Bramage!
9. Dane Bramage can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
10. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Dane Bramage!

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I Just Can't Decide (cross post)

I have seen this image a couple of times in my inbox. I think it really captures the essence of Obama, McCain, and Clinton. The work is by David Dees who owns the copyright. The picture is used with permission.

Ah Those 70s. They're Wacky, Musically Speaking

Malcom hurled the gauntlet and I arose to the challenge. I missed 1. Dangit.

I scored a Far Out
95% on theQuiz by SheGoddess: Lose Weight Fast

Crosspost Thursday Thirteen #74

Thursday Thirteen #74

13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Songs by the Mystery Artist

Well it seems like iPod lists are a popular Thursday Thirteen topic. well I don't have a iPod but I do have an mp3 player. And I thought I would make this list interactive. I have 13 songs by the same artist. You have to guess who it is. I've included three video clues so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out. The artist is one of my all time favorites.

1. Wow


2. Hammer Horror


3. Breathing


4. Strange Phenomena


5. The Dreaming


6. Them Heavy People
   
   


7. Cloudbusting


8. Babooshka


9. Why Should I Love You


10. The Hounds of Love


11. Wuthering Heights


12. Running Up That Hill
    
    


13. This Woman's Work
    
    

Thank you YouTube for the videos.

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